29/02/2008

Man Doesn't Get Goat Lovin'

Oh, another cracking news headline I just found:

"Man tries to have sex with goat, fails"

Brilliant! What did he do, buy it dinner, take it dancing and yet still not get invited up for coffee?

It turns out it's the story of a 68-year-old New Zealand man (not helping the national image there) who tried to have sex with a goat.

The news story still didn't say how he 'failed' to sex it up. Did the dirty talk not get the goat going? Or was it performance anxiety? "I'm sorry love, this has never happened with any other goats."

The man, who has had his identity protected by a North Canterbury court, apparently thought he was safe from prosecution because the goat couldn't talk.

Apparently he thought he was safe from prosecution because the goat couldn't talk.

And that's why he hadn't had sex with a cockatoo.


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