Justin Bieber has lined up his first arena tour in the UK for two years.
Really? I thought that two years ago he was still in the womb. That wasn't a mic lead, he still had his vestigial tail.
I'm not going to be harsh about Bieber though. I'm too scared. If you say something nasty about him or One Direction Twitter will find out where you live, come round and slap you.
The Canadian teenager's putting on six shows. The Believe tour starts at Manchester Arena next February.
I'm not sure that planning that far ahead is wise. By the time next Feb comes round his fans will have grow up. It's a similar thing for Cliff Richard and his fans. Similar. Not quite the same.