27/02/2008

Tennis 'Grunter' Banned

A tennis club has banned a 9-year-old girl from playing tennis because she grunts too loudly.

Now, in general, I'm all for stopping people grunting. Especially old people when they try to stand up and people in public toilets. But I think tennis is an exception to my rule.

Australian Lauryn Edwards was slapped with the ban after a tennis opponent made a complaint.

But all great female tennis players are grunters.

This about Maria Sharapova grunting. And what about Monica Seles? She grunting like a rutting pig when she hit the ball.

Although, ironically, when she was stabbed, not a sound.

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