Looking at the front page of The Sun today we have to ask one question: "What do Dubai and India's Commonwealth athlete's village have in common?"
They both have shits in the pool.
Wayne Rooney celebrated his £250,000-a-week pay deal at a luxury hotel in Dubai.
He gets caught having affairs, he holds his club to ransom for a pay rise and then he nips off for a holiday. Tut.
He stayed in the seven-star Burj Al-Arab Hotel. Rooms there cost £1,300-a-night.
Before he had that pay rise he could only afford £1,200 for a night.