The Wall Street Journal's front page has a rare picture of the man who does the fake tan on The Only Way Is Essex.
These are actually protesters who are upset that French nuclear waste is being disposed of in Germany. At least they tell Germany that they are dumping waste there. When they send their waste to England that just put it in bottles and add a label that says Merlot on the front.
The Germans are upset because something undesirable from France has invaded their country. Seems like even Stevens.