15/03/2011

British Women Are Ugly

The chief executive of Burger King has described English women as ugly and the food in the UK as "terrible".

How dare he? I mean, just how the hell dare he! Some of our food is quite nice.

Bernardo Hees, the global chief of the fast-food chain, made the comments while addressing students in Chicago. He was recalling his time studying at the University of Warwick when he said: "The food is terrible and the women are not very attractive."

I totally disagree. Just last night I enjoyed a roast with a tasty game bird... and the food was good too.

He added that his time in Britain had offered few distractions beyond work. But he was a student, and it is customary to have bad food when you're a student. And if he wasn't happy with the standard of women he got, well, maybe they weren't happy with the standard of the Whopper.

Last night, Burger King said its chief executive regretted his remarks: "Mr Hees apologises if his comment has offended anyone."

We're not offended. So, some buy from Burger King thinks we have bad food and ugly women. He's clearly been visiting his own branches.

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