29/09/2011

Woman In Morgue Comes Back From The Dead

A woman who was pronounced dead, wrapped in plastic and put in a morgue was found breathing by her daughter when she went to say her last goodbyes.

Wow! I know plastic bags can keep things fresh but I didn't know they could do that.

According to reports, the 60-year-old woman had spent two hours inside a plastic bag in a refrigerated drawer after 'dying' from a pulmonary infection at Estadual Adao Pereira Nunes Hospital in Brazil.

And then she just came round. There you go, David Blaine, watch and learn.

Her daughter, Rosangela Celestrino, said: "I went to give my mum one last hug, and I could feel that she was breathing. I screamed out – my mum is alive! And they all looked at me like I was crazy."

It's a good job I wasn't there, because I play a lot of House of the Dead III in motorway service areas and anything that looks like a zombie doesn't come off well when I'm around.

Ms Celestrino said doctors thought she was joking when she shouted out that her mother was still alive.

Really? Is that a 'joke' that people often make when they have just lost a close relative? Do they pretend they're alive, maybe moving their jaw saying, "I don't want to get in the box! I want a gottle of gear!"

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