Blaming it on the dog is one thing, but if you've farted just admit it, don't try to blame the plant-life.
The titan arum is native to Sumatra in Indonesia and stands around three metres high.
Ah, there's nothing like a smelly titan. (There's something I hope you didn't just read out in public.)
It is now in full bloom at the Cairns Botanic Gardens. Curator David Warmington said: "This plant omits this famous odour when it's mature and it smells like a dead animal."
I wish I could get my hands on one. It would be the last time any woman moans that I never buy her flowers.
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