Jordan's Man-a-Day Claim

Today the Daily Star talks about Jordan. That makes a change! If she retires the Star will have to stop its Sunday edition.

The front page accuses the model of sleeping with a different man every night. I don't believe that for one minute. Purely on an administrative level, I don't think Jordan has the organizational skills to make that work.

That would be one hell of a rota, and there are 7 days in a week, a prime number. Not a chance.

Unless she's making her way through the phone book. That could work and she'd have a few months where all she'd have to say in bed is, "Oh, you're so sexy Mr Smith."

The really worrying thing about this is, if she has a different man every night, eventually we'll all have to have a go. It'll be like jury service. You'll try to get out of it for a while and then just hope your one doesn't go on to long and it doesn't involve kids.


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