In poo news: A man went into a shop and asked to use their toilet. They said no so he crapped on the floor.Let's be honest, that's all you need to know right there. Anything else in the story is just icing on the cake, so to speak.
Oh, I'd like to see this on Mary Partas: Secret Shopper.
On one level I almost admire him. I'm not sure I would have the inner fortitude to do big toilet while someone was watching and presumably shouting, "Oi! Don't dump on the shop floor." All the shouting would certainly put me off reading my newspaper.
After he left his man-mess he also left behind his dirty pants and took some sweets.
He touched sweets before washing his hands? Send him to jail!
And that's exactly what happened to him. He was arrested and sent to prison. He's going down to do a long stretch. Sounds like something he's good at.
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