This week nude pictures of Rihanna on a balcony in Barbados came out. And no one was remotely surprised.
I only saw this story on the web, 24-hour rolling news couldn't give a crap, and the public would've been more surprised if she was wearing a big woolly jumper.
It just goes to show, it's not about the pictures, it's about the person. Photos taken with a long-distance lens lose their impact when they're of a woman who often tweets close ups of her own near-nudity.
She's posted so many rude pictures on Instagram. Nude pictures on Instagram look weird. The photos looks like it's from the 70s but the pubic hair really doesn't.
How can this news story teach us something? Well, if the Royal family want to make sure the newspapers won't print any future pictures of a topless Kate Middleton, just make sure she Instagrams lots of rude ones.
I'm here to help.
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