The Daily Star was saying that David Beckham's private eyes have finally tracked down lying hooker Irma Nici and slapped her with a £16 million libel writ.That doesn't sound so difficult. Just go to where she's stripping and fold the writ up like it's a twenty.
The Beckhams are apparently celebrating this by taking a "second honeymoon".
That makes sense. Sounds like he's had a "second stag do" recently.
Private detectives acting for the couple tracked down the 26-year-old Bosnian beauty to New York's luxury W hotel.
Ouch! That must've cost them a lot of money to hire private detectives just to find a hooker. At least Wayne Rooney just used the Yellow Pages.
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