There you go, ladies, not so proud of your ability to multi-task now?
She was driving her big pink monstrosity when she swerved. The newspapers said, "No one was hurt." Normally they say, "Luckily no one was hurt," but I suppose it is Jordon.
Apparently she tried to avoid a conviction by saying she was a "typical woman driver" - but failed and was fined £1,000.
And there goes decades of the feminist movement. Of course she's wrong, she's nothing like a "typical driver" of any gender. She's more like a "typical car" because she's mainly factory-made and has twin airbags as standard.
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