05/02/2011

Sun Cream Danger

Ain't this just typical. After years of being told to use lots and lots of suntan lotion we're now being told that suntan lotion is bad for us.

Either that or the powers that be have realised that the national health bill is getting too big and they need to kill some of us off. We'll know if that's true if next week we see the headline: "Playing On Train Tracks Is The New Tamagotchi".

The Daily Express reports that overuse of sunscreens can cause a Vitamin D deficiency. That's the one that gives you Rickets, isn't it? So you don't have a tan and you can't keep your legs together.

It should be called Kate Moss disease.
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