Kerry Katona Needs A Man

Kerry Katona has been booted off Dancing On Ice, which is a shame. Who will I make camel toe jokes about now?*

Kerry says she needs a man. Totally agree... in a white van with a straight jacket.

She was a bit jumpy on Dancing On Ice, which is ironic because the jump one was skill she never mastered.

She seemed nervous and shaky. When she finally got voted off she was in a bit of a state, struggling to speak in front of Phillip Schofield. Just like the old days, eh?

She told a newspaper: "Everyone's so eager for me to go out and get laid. So am I!"

Lovely. Anyone who advertises that forcefully is normally in the market to sell.

She added: "I've forgotten what to do. I'd go speed dating for the craic."

Well, wrong spelling, but at least we know what she's into.

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* I really hope the answer to that question isn't Denise.


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