28/02/2011

Where's Holly

Pregnant Holly Willoughby was advised to missed 'Dancing on Ice'.

It was good advice; the show was rubbish last night.

The doctors said she would be better off getting some rest after suffering from migraines.

Really? Surely the best thing for a migraine is hearing Karen and Jason go at it*.

In fact I think Jason is the real reason the heavily pregnant Holly isn't there. He must make it difficult for her. She'll see his screwed up face, that look like he is about to cry, and the big bald head and think, "It looks like I've already given birth."

>Read the source story

* I mean row, of course.
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