21/06/2012

Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Split

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have confirmed that they are splitting up. It was kind of the worst kept secret in showbiz, after the thing about Carol Smillie and the Noel Edmonds Gotcha.

Straight away women on Twitter were saying, "Great. Johnny's free." Yeah, like the fact he was dating was the biggest thing stopping you getting with him. You live thousands of miles away, would be stopped by security if you ever tried to meet him and, let's be totally honest, you're unlikely to be in his league, but it's just that he was seeing someone that stopped you.

It was back in January that rumours first surfaces that they had split, but when asked about it Vanessa denied them. She said, "Yes it's false! Of course it's false!"

A lot of news sources are talking about that as if it means she was lying. But that doesn't have to be the case. Something could be true in January but not still true now. Back in January Sarkozy would've said he wasn't worried about his wife staying with him. But one small election later...

Their publicist said they have split amicably. The interesting thing is what happens next. If Vanessa Paradis finally smiles for the first time in two decades it means Johnny Depp isn't as much of a good partner as everyone thinks he would be.

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