19/11/2012

Helen & Dec's I'm A Celeb Secret

Helen FlanaganAw, misleading headline of the day is on the front of the Daily Star, which says: "HELEN & DEC'S JUNGLE SECRET".

It sounds like I'm A Celeb contestant Helen Flanagan has been getting it on with Declan Donnelly, which would be mixed news. Sure, she's very attractive, but if you've seen the show you know what an hair-trigger gag reflex she has.

But it's not that kind of secret. According to the paper Dec has been voting for Helen to have to do the trials. He said he had dialled in to make the former Corrie star do the Bushtucker Trials because he loves being squeezed by her boobs.

Steady on pal, at that rate you'll be the DLT of 2042.

Dec even said, "Me and Helen are getting on like a house on fire." What? It makes people think they should call the police? The DLT of 2042, I've told you.

Dec and co-host Ant McPartlin think Helen could recover from her dreadful start to even be crowned Queen Of The Jungle. She was the one voted to do 6 trials in a row and for the first ones she wimped out after screaming loads. But then things have changed. In her sixth Bushtucker Trial she got all 12 stars.

Pretty soon she'll realise that no one likes a winner and the British public were only voting for her because they wanted to see her fail and scream. It's not the first time we have voted on mass to see a blonde get totally out of their depth. Boris Johnson is London mayor remember.

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