Now, I like coffee. I go to coffee shops all the time, but you'd never catch me masturbating in Starbucks. Because I know how to hide it well.
Police were summoned "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating."
They called the police? That's passing up on some great PR. They should've filmed it, put it on YouTube and put a caption on saying, "Our coffee is so good, look what it makes people do."
Or a caption saying, "She likes Starbucks. And she's a bean expert."
When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.
Oh, fair enough. That would make anyone horny.
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