Dame Judi Dench is to receive the Freedom of the City of London tonight in honour of her acting achievements.Yes, there's nothing an actress deserves more than getting the right to drive her sheep over London Bridge.
Oh, the number of times I have been trying to get my sheep from Central London down to Balham, but I can't drive them over London Bridge because I don't have the freedom of the city. I have to take them on the Northern Line. I'll tell you this much, sheep are useless with Oyster cards.
Apparently she also gets the right to wear a sword in public.
They give people the right to carry a massive blade and then let them cross London Bridge? No wonder there's such a problem with knife crime in South London.
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