Pub Serves Horse Semen

File this under gross: "Pub serves apple flavoured horse semen"

Eeewwww! I hate things that are apple flavour.... hang on! Horse semen?

The Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand, sells 30ml shots of horse seed for around £12. And I think we know why that man in the pub's name is so green.

Maybe I'm being too quick to judge, it said in the paper "it's going down a treat with regulars". And I bet the horse is enjoying it too.

Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond said the drink is being "knocked back by both male and female customers".

Well yes. There was no need to clear that up. We didn't think the women would avoid drinking it in case they got pregnant with some strange half-human-half-horse mouth baby.

He says he came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.

No no, be honest. You invented the drink so you could tell what kind of woman you were chatting up.

>Read the source story


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