22/06/2011

J Lo's Hollywood Star

J LoJennifer Lopez have been selected to get her star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame next year.

I know why they want J-Lo to put her hand-prints in cement, it's any excuse to get her to bend down.

The list of honourees also includes Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson and Kate Winslet. See. I think I have a good point. They're all about the bums. If the organisers had their way it would look like a bike park.

Also getting the honour is Simpsons creator Matt Groening. Ah. Maybe I'm wrong. You wouldn't want to see him bending over. If he dropped a pen you'd say, "Leave it mate, I'll buy you a new one."

I don't know if you saw the news yesterday about J-Lo flashing a nip on TV. Now, I'm not saying she was showing her age but you can imagine her star on the walk of fame will have two hand-prints above two strange shaped voids in the cement.
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