30/06/2012

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Split

First it was Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. Now it's Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Next you'll be telling me Ike and Tina Turner aren't seeing eye to eye.

Yes, Hollywood A-listers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing, bringing an end to a five-year marriage. Straight away you think, "Is there another man?" And then you think, "Or is there another woman?" And then you go back to thinking, "Is there another man?"

It's big news, on the front page of some papers, like The Mirror who went with, "Tom Cruise Dumped By Wife".

When I first read that I thought, "I know he's small, but how did he fit in her colon?"

They have made it official, which I think means he jumped up and down on Oprah's sofa shouting, "I hate her!"

It was Tom's third marriage. His last wife was Nicole Kidman. You know, it's like he really doesn't have any luck with women. If only there was something he could do to avoid his woman-related bad luck. Nope, I can't think of anything either.

It is always sad when a relationship ends. You have to think about the little ones. And in this case that's their six-year-old daughter, Suri, and also Tom.

It's been reported that Holmes filed divorce papers in New York on Thursday, citing irreconcilable differences. At the moment we don't know the details. There have been many suggestions as to what could've happened in their relationship. One person said Tom was doing it to raise money for charity.

Well, he wouldn't be the first celeb to be sponsored to lose his beard.

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