Justin Bieber Baby

It's not been a good week for Justin Bieber. And bare in mind that at his age a week is a long time. It's quite a large slice of his life so far.

A fan has claimed she is pregnant with his baby. A Bieber baby. She says she got pregnant after a 30-second romp with him. Only 30 seconds? So that's why they call him Justin.

He has said that the claims are crazy and they she must be making it up. I'd do the same. I'd say, "30 seconds? What, like you had a clock? Besides, I'd been under a lot of pressure and work..."

The woman is question is 20-year-old Mariah Yeater. It was only a one-night stand and so far we don't know if she wanted more. Maybe she wanted to make it official between her and Justin... and adopt him!

She filed court papers stating her four-month-old son Tristyn was conceived after a 30-second romp with Justin – who was just 16 at the time – at a Los Angeles gig venue. Tristyn is a lovely name for someone who was made by a brief sexual encounter.

However, Justin is baffled by the accusations. I bet he is. At his age he'll be baffled by it all. "She says I put it where? But where's her willy? Don't girls have one? Then how do they wee?"

Justin has said: "I'd just like to say, basically, that none of those allegations are true. I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim. It's crazy. Every night after the show I'm gone right from the stage right to the car, so it's crazy that some people want to make such false allegations."

It's tricky because her lawyers say they have credible evidence. It's probably her saying, "So Justin, what is it you put in my tummy after our sex?" And he says, "Baby, Baby, Baby!"

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