Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Adopted

I saw the headline that said "Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have adopted" and I thought, "They're so young surely that sentence is missing the word 'been'."

But it's OK because when I read further into the story I found out that 'Biebmez' (probably not what they're called in the press) have shown their commitment to each other by adopted a husky-mix puppy.

Ah, that makes more sense. Of course they wouldn't have adopted a real baby. It's more likely they'd got a Tiny Tears. Or the doll that not only cried it also did a poo and pee in its nappy. We couldn't afford one of those when I was growing, so my folks got my sister a normal doll and just... actually, you don't want to hear the rest.

'Gomber' (still probably not right), visited D'Arcy's Animal Rescue Centre in Winnipeg, Canada and spent hours choosing their pet, who they've named Baylor.

Getting a pet together, in some ways, is even worse than having a baby together. When they split up, and let's be honest at their age it is when and not if, she'll get custody and he'll only get to take it to the zoo every other weekend. And have you ever taken a dog to a zoo? It's make the other animals go crazy. They'll break out of their cages and attack the dog and it's owner and... actually, it's a good plan. Forget I said anything.

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