21/12/2011

Simon Cowell Is Jesus

As you get older in a down-turning economy it's easy to worry that someone much younger than you will come along and take your job. If that is something that keeps you awake at night, I have some great news for you.

There's a report in the paper about what kids these days believe about Christmas. Apparently 22% of children think that on December 25 we celebrate the birth of Simon Cowell.

Oh, I so wish that was true. It would make Easter a whole lot better.

9% thought Dappy was one of the reindeer. Don't be silly. He's one of the 7 dwarves, isn't he? Is it a he?

28% of this country's future workforce thought Lapland is a nightclub in London, and they thought the Three Wise Men were Gary Barlow, Mark Wright and Prince Charles.

I won't go on about Gary Barlow and Prince Charles, but if you think Mark Wright is 'wise' you need to give in on life.

And they also thought Jesus was born in Brentford, Essex. He wasn't. I've been there. There is plenty of room in those inns.

But the best thing about this survey is that it was commissioned by Woolworths.co.uk. So while it's easy to poke fun at the stupidity of the children who answered this survey we should remember it was paid for by what's left of a company that couldn't stop these stupid kids nicking so much pick n mix it went out of business.

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