14/11/2011

Fancy A Cup Of Panda Poo?

Panda PooA man in China is attempting to launch the world's most expensive tea, made using panda poo.

That's a great idea. I could really do with some tea that has poo in it. It'll certainly mean I won't get asked to make the tea at work any more.

Wildlife expert An Yanshi has collected around five tons of panda excrement to create the brand new type of tea.

He has five tons of panda poo just to make some tea? Dude, try coffee.

The college lecturer thinks that the rich fertiliser will help create a unique aroma for the tea, which he can then sell for up to £50,000 per kilo.

I can't help thinking that I'd pay less for a cup of tea if someone had dropped a turd in it. Maybe I'm just old fashioned like that.

Yanshi said: "Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 percent of everything they eat. That means their excrement is rich in fibres and nutrients."

I'll tell you what else has those fibres and nutrients, panda food. And the benefit with that is it's not made of 30 craps.

Yanshi thinks he will get into the Guinness Book of Record with his expensive brew, and I wish him luck, but I have to say, if you serve me a cuppa that has some animal dump in it, we're going to fall out.

I just wanted to make that clear because when you say, "One lump or two," I want to assume you always mean sugar.

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