And September was the month when we got to see some regal boobies. A French magazine printed pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless.
Star magazine was wildly speculating that Kate was pregnant with twins. How times have changed, eh?
15-year-old school girl Megan Stammers ran away to France with her 30-year-old maths teacher. They didn't seem to realise that she was half his age, which means he hadn't taught her maths very well. Apparently he was only trying to walk her home but he was using Apple Maps.
Vogue magazine had an interview with Kristen Stewart where she talked about her former relationship with Robert Pattinson.
We may have been called plebs this month by Tory Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell. The UK feigned surprise very well. And Nick Clegg was mocked when he took to the web to say sorry for breaking his promise on tuition fees. I haven't seen such a cock on a webcam since I tried out Chat Roulette.
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