Samantha said her stunning looks had cost her friendships and even career opportunities. And seeing as I have no friends and my
April saw the UK officially in drought, while the weather gave us rain every day. Rain AND drought, the worst of both worlds. It's like being Ann Widdecombe AND having chlamydia.
April was when we officially found out about the UK's double-dip recession, defined as when you have a short period of growth before things start shrinking again.
In international news, April was when we heard that five people in China were charged in the case of the 17-year-old who sold one of his kidneys on the black market so he could buy an iPad 2. He looked pretty stupid at the time, but now the iPad 2 is obsolete. And the new iPad is even more expensive. That'd cost him and arm and a leg, but he'd probably pay that. I'm sorry, he lost a kidney so I shouldn't take the piss, which is a shame as his other kidney could use the help.
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