31/12/2012

Podcast 43 - Review of 2012

It's the SomeNews Podcast. We're at the end of yet another year of podcast entertainment (well, hopefully it's been that). We take a look at the news of the last year. As it's a compilation podcast, it runs a little longer than the usual ones, but have a listen and see what...
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A Big Hello To Aliens

According to the BBC, the Church of Scientology has carved a message into the desert so that aliens can read it. While a lot of the newspapers are mocking that today, I think it's a great idea. It's a long shot but if aliens exist and are travelling to see us, they will be...
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Review of 2012 - December

Ah, December. It's like it was only yesterday. Back in September we saw Kate Middleton topless on a balcony. In December we found out the second part of that story. They'd had sex. I think that's how it works. We heard Kate was pregnant with a Royal baby. And given what...
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30/12/2012

The Calendar Just For Nerds

It's that time of year when our minds turn to calendars. Sales of my own topless calendar are slow so far. I've been getting some good feedback though. People like the picture of me in February, but that's because it's a short month and they don't have to look at it for long. I...
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Steve N Allen on BBC Radio

I'll be a guest on BBC London 94.9 tonight, talking about some items from the news. If you want to listen and you're in London or in surrounding counties tune in to 94.5 FM or on DAB. The online stream should start below... ...if that doesn't work you can Open the BBC player Or...
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Review of 2012 - November

While Operation Yew Tree continued to make has-been celebrities look bad, along came something that made some look even worse, the new series of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here. Helen Flanagan did so many trials she was on the TV every night with Ant and Dec. Most people...
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29/12/2012

No New Year Plans?

To quote a conversation I heard in a coffee shop this week... WOMAN 1: So, 2013. WOMAN 2: Oh, I'm not looking forward to it. WOMAN 1: Why's that? WOMAN 2: Well, it's unlucky. WOMAN 1: Unlucky? WOMAN 2: Yeah, 13. I'm very superstitious. And then picture me sat at the next table...
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New Year's Honours? On Ya Bike

Bradley Wiggins is now Sir Bradley of Wiggins, or something like that. He is on the New Year Honours list. He said: "I never imagined I'd ever become a knight. It's incredible." And what I like about this is that he rides a bike. Normally these knighthoods go to entertainers...
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Review of 2012 - October

At the Tory Party conference we heard of plans to let home-owners use "disproportionate force" against burglars. It's hard to know what disproportionate is. If someone nicks the milk off your doorstep you have to firebomb their village. It seems like a lot of work. The plans...
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28/12/2012

Tom Cruise Has No New GF

Poor old Tom Cruise. He can't seem to catch a break. People have been saying he's not tall enough to play the part of Jack Reacher in the new film. He's more of a Jack "Can't Quite" Reacher. He once had water squirted in his face at a film premiere. And yet whenever Pete...
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Mila Kunis - Sexiest Woman Alive

Mila Kunis, who was recently named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' woman by America's Esquire magazine, says she won't let it go to her head. That's a shame. You may as well enjoy it. It's like those people who win the lottery and say it won't change them. No. Make the most of it....
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Review of 2012 - September

We all enjoyed the Paralympics mainly because George Osborne got booed as he attended a medal ceremony. He was unhappy, but that's because he isn't used to giving away the gold to people who could claim disability benefit. The Paralympics closing ceremony was mainly just Coldplay...
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27/12/2012

Too Many Sprouts, The Side Effect!

Christmas – it's all fun and games till someone goes to hospital because of Brussels sprouts. "That's a rubbish saying," people would tell me. Yeah? Well, who's laughing now? Yes, a man in Scotland was hospitalised after overdosing on Brussels sprouts. This is a shocking...
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Review of 2012 - August

In August, we should've been miserable, we were in the longest double-dip recession in 50 years. The economy had shrunk for the third quarter in a row. If you think a "dip" lasts 9 months, stay the heck away from my tea with your biscuits. But we started to get happy as something...
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